I love my kidlets. No, wait a minute.... I LOVE my kidlets.
But there are days.
Days like today.
When I am washing my hands after using The Facilities and find myself wondering when that one, amazing, magical day will come.
That day when I can once again use the toilet without a little person just waltzing in to demand my Mommy Superpowers or just to keep me posted on the most (un)important factors weighing on the household at the moment.
Like the broken pencil. **GASP!!!**
I know! Right??!! OMG! The pencil is BROKEN!
"Okay, honey. Why don't you go ahead and sharpen it, then?"
Satisfied, he turns and sets off on his mission.
Ahhh, another tragedy averted by another of my oh-so-wise rulings imparted to my subjects whilst perched so dignified upon my - ahem - throne.
